Coronaton - Debate Politics Asshat of the Year (1 Viewer)

[danarhea]

Part I - The Results
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The award goes hands down to teacher, with 14 votes.

Second place is a tie between TOT, Aquapub, and jfuh, with 6 votes each. They will be noted in the future as "Asshats of Dis stink shun." (and shun them like hell, unless you don't mind the smell)

Navy Pride was disqualified for being a douchebag - to wit, asking everyone to vote for him, while he voted for someone else. Pretty dumb to do it in an open poll. Navy Pride gets the Debate Politics Dumba$$ of the year Award.

Part II - The Presentation*
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*Sponsored by Beano

Front and center, teacher. The rules for receiving the award is as follows:

1) The theme song begins: Just as there is a theme song for Miss America, there is also a theme song for Asshat of the Year. However, the words are quite different from the Miss America theme song. Everyone sing together, to the music of Wind Beneath my Wings:

Don't you know I've got to cut one
'Cause when I eat beans I get gas
But now you know that you're the Asshat
You receive the wind beneath my a$$.

2) While the theme song is playing over and over, everybody walk up to the award winner and fart on him (and make it a big, smelly one too - LOL).

And Now, Let the coronation begin.
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** Farts on teacher. This one lasts 10 seconds. **

Was saving it up just for you, asshat.

** Looks at teacher. He looks a little sick.**

Enjoy, Mr. Award winner. :rofl

 

[teacher]

Part I - The Results
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The award goes hands down to teacher, with 14 votes.

Like there was ever any doubt.

Front and center, teacher.

Yo, present.

Enjoy, Mr. Award winner. :rofl

Enjoyment is but a small part...

So um against my better judgement to name Navy the asshat, I had to go with da Teacher. Not only will he gloat endlessly but he will live it up. Navy is an asshat but a little too lame to take it where it needs to go.

Now there is a gal who gets it.

The speech...

I'd like to thank myself, for it is I who makes this possible, and no one else. And a shout out to the D-man for going through much to point out the obvious.

The morale of it all...

Now while this election win simply again points out what we all know, that I am great, I, teacher, of the colossal brain, choose to use it to do what I always do, teach.

It's all about politics folks. Sit down and stop chewing the gum, you are much too dence to understand this and do other things at the same time. That again I have won a political election, on a political forum, just goes to show that you morons know nothing at all about politics. You people with your...

"Bush lied".
"Nuh-uh".
"Did too".

tired talking point rhetoric repeating sheep mentality just don't get it. What is politics? The advacement of your heartfelt agenda you back because you swear it's for the good of the nation? The honorable battle of the bedwetters vs. the Nazis? Nah. It's about getting people to nod thier heads in blind support of a politicians chosen path to power and cash. It's not right vs. left. It's incumbants vs. the public. They have the wool firmly pulled over your eyes. Now, as most of you have displayed yourselves much too stupid to understand even the simple concept of moving and stacking blocks, I'm convinced you can never rise to conceiving of the mutifaceted planned and coordinated conspiracy that this nations power brokers use to keep you morons marching in lock step, seperated always by a few percentage points that keep those who rape the nations treasury for personal greed in the position to do so. There are just too many factors to put together in your tiny brains all at once to see the big picture to do so. You battle vehemently against each other, just as they want. There is some small ray of hope, even the D-man agrees with me that political gridlock is best, but I'm much too busy and impotent, what with "teacher's pyramid crusade and travelling menagerie", the upcoming eviseration of the Nazi, the upkeep of my Monkey Army, the preaching of the Gospel of Pez, the work ahead of putting the chaos that is The Basement back into logical order, smack, and of course, the only reason I bless this place with my presence, to annoy people and ammuse myself, to attempt to bring you retards up to speed. The simple thing for you to do is just know that I am right, head my warnings and trust in my wisdom and teachings,

cause I won an political election on a political site. Again.

You?

 

[teacher]

The granduer that is being me, teacher, of the colossal brain, grows.

 

[niftydrifty]

[walks up to "congratulate" the winner...]

oops, I "sharted."

:3oops:

 

[teacher]

Yuck...

[walks up to "congratulate" the winner...]

oops, I "sharted."

:3oops:

that must taste horrible.

 

[niftydrifty]

ewwww, teacher. don't eat it!

 

[danarhea]

Re: The granduer that is being me, teacher, of the colossal brain, grows.

The irony here is that, if Navy Pride had actually voted for himself, while asking for everyone else's vote, you and he would be sharing the award together. Imagine - You and Navy Pride on the same podium. I know that's enough to turn your stomach. But, I gotta hand it to you - While Navy only talked the talk, you walked the walk, or shat the sh!t, or however you want to put it. LOL.

That is the difference between you, a doer, and NP, a lame and pathetic wannabe. You have the award ....... along with the smell that goes with it. And Navy Pride? He has his miserable existence, dreaming instead of doing, which is really the ultimate crap heap.