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The following illustrates the total lack of thinking that went into the domestic violence laws made by congress during the 90s.
Congress was then and still is full of people who suspect they have an *** but would need a map and a guide to find it. :rofl
"A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot,
causing her to lose sight in one eye," reports the Associated Press from Monroe,Conn.:
Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six outs [sic] of surgery after being hit
in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors were not
able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.
The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed the carrot, Damiani
said.
It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby, Americans--even the
mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers--are able to buy these
dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check. We
need carrot control! It's the only way to deal with crime at its roots.
Why doesn't this country require congressional hopefuls to pass a basic IQ test BEFORE allowing them on the ballot?
:lamo:rock
Congress was then and still is full of people who suspect they have an *** but would need a map and a guide to find it. :rofl
"A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot,
causing her to lose sight in one eye," reports the Associated Press from Monroe,Conn.:
Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six outs [sic] of surgery after being hit
in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors were not
able to restore her vision, prosecutor Stephanie Damiani said.
The couple was arguing when Roderick Vecsey tossed the carrot, Damiani
said.
It is a scandal that thanks to the carrot lobby, Americans--even the
mentally ill, convicted criminals and stalkers--are able to buy these
dangerous weapons without so much as a license or background check. We
need carrot control! It's the only way to deal with crime at its roots.
Why doesn't this country require congressional hopefuls to pass a basic IQ test BEFORE allowing them on the ballot?
:lamo:rock