Complaint Thread (1 Viewer)

[alphamale]

Parents:

Keep your little brats under control. I don't like it when I'm in a checkout line at the grocery store, and the little autistic bugger in the cart ahead of me starts rubbing his hands, coated with some unknown guck, over my groceries, while the parent stands by clueless. Also take them out of public theaters or other areas where people are tying to hear. You may have gone deaf, but we don't want to hear the little monster's screeching.

 

[128shot]

Deaf children-

Stop asking me to learn sign language, cause it ain't gonna ****ing happen! If you wanna talk to me, you'll talk to me in that semi-retarded sounding voice of yours while you don't hear me laughing hysterically! Let's not forget which one of us is the freak here, I've got all 5 senses! Thus it is YOU that's deviating from the norm, and thus it's YOU that needs to make the extra effort in communicating with me!

hahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :funny :lamo

 

[Thorgasm]

People who do everything but pay attention to the road while driving -

What is your major malfunction? 95% of you aren't in the life saving industry or security services. Your call really isn't more important than someone else's life. People who put makeup on while driving won't look very good after eating a tube of lip gloss or with a mascara brush sticking out of their eye. Reading while driving is like playing russian roulette. I love to honk at them and startle them.

These people who like driving to be a secondary focal point better pray. Pray that I don't win the lottery. I would love to be able to follow and videotape you idiots. At night you look just like drunk drivers. You can't maintain a single speed and you can't stay in your lane. Reporting you drunk drivers to the police would be my full time hobby. Steering with your knee is not a good idea either. You can't make quick decisive steering maneuvers with your knee.

 

[jamesrage]

Parents:

Keep your little brats under control. I don't like it when I'm in a checkout line at the grocery store, and the little autistic bugger in the cart ahead of me starts rubbing his hands, coated with some unknown guck, over my groceries, while the parent stands by clueless. Also take them out of public theaters or other areas where people are tying to hear. You may have gone deaf, but we don't want to hear the little monster's screeching.

THat **** pisses me off too.Sometimes my nephew gets roudy so I have have him get in the front leaning rest postion and do push-ups or mountain climbers and I remind him that the box shaped thing with moving pictures also makes sound and that I would like to hear that sound.

 

[Thorgasm]

THat **** pisses me off too.Sometimes my nephew gets roudy so I have have him get in the front leaning rest postion and do push-ups or mountain climbers and I remind him that the box shaped thing with moving pictures also makes sound and that I would like to hear that sound.

How fast can he disassemble, clean, and reassemble his M-16?

 

[Apostle13]

Hey Granny! Put away that change purse and just give the cashier the twenty... None of us here in line got all day to wait while you fumble in your attempt to count out 48 cents to the exact penny... Don't you have better things to do... Like slamming into parked cars/pedestrians?!?

 

[aps]

1. People, stop snapping your gum. It sounds AWFUL! Whatever happened to chewing gum discretely?

2. Also, please signal when you're changing lanes while driving.

3. Stop talking so loudly in enclosed areas--a plane, a train, a bus, a movie theater, etc. Are you telling me that if you're talking to someone sitted right next to you that they cannot hear you talking? We all don't need to hear your conversations.

4. Say "excuse me" when you want to pass someone or if you have bumped into someone.

 

[cherokee]

Deaf children-

Stop asking me to learn sign language, cause it ain't gonna ****ing happen! If you wanna talk to me, you'll talk to me in that semi-retarded sounding voice of yours while you don't hear me laughing hysterically! Let's not forget which one of us is the freak here, I've got all 5 senses! Thus it is YOU that's deviating from the norm, and thus it's YOU that needs to make the extra effort in communicating with me!

you son of a bitch.
WTF you got a problem against deaf kids? Are you really that much of an a$$ wipe? You think they asked to be born or become that way. Why dont you grow the f.uck up you little brain dead *****!
I swear to god if you said that standing in front of me I'd knock your damn head off.

 

[::Major_Baker::]

you son of a bitch.
WTF you got a problem against deaf kids? Are you really that much of an a$$ wipe? You think they asked to be born or become that way. Why dont you grow the f.uck up you little brain dead *****!
I swear to god if you said that standing in front of me I'd knock your damn head off.

I agree, what a lame fkking post. Show some sensitivity.
And drunk drivers are not real criminals?

Tell that to her:
Smoke some more of that Iowa ditch weed..It can only make you smarter.

 

[cherokee]

lol, man, it's called a sense of humor
Do you honestly think that I've ever been asked to learn sign language, let alone being asked regularly enough that would move me to complain?

I dont know. Would you?

I didnt see anything that would lead me to believe your post was a joke.
And yes maybe I do tend to somewhat over react, in school I useto beat the chit out of people who picked on handicap kids.

Originally Posted by galenrox
Deaf children-
Stop asking me to learn sign language, cause it ain't gonna ****ing happen! If you wanna talk to me, you'll talk to me in that semi-retarded sounding voice of yours while you don't hear me laughing hysterically! Let's not forget which one of us is the freak here, I've got all 5 senses! Thus it is YOU that's deviating from the norm, and thus it's YOU that needs to make the extra effort in communicating with me!

 

[Apostle13]

lol, man, it's called a sense of humor

Do you honestly think that I've ever been asked to learn sign language, let alone being asked regularly enough that would move me to complain?

In your defence... I saw the humor, but then, I use to think dead baby jokes were funny... Like how do you get 500 dead babies in a phone booth..?
Meatgrinder.
How do you get them out..?
Straw.
Never knew a girl who could laugh at those kind... What!?! I'm serious..? :doh

 

[kal-el]

I can't ****ing stand people that drive in the left-hand lane at the exact speed limit; especially if I'm in a hurry. I'd say, if you don't drive at at least 80mph, get the hell out of this lane.

 

[Apostle13]

I guess it does appeal only to certain senses of humor.

...And what is funnier than a dead baby..?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
That was my last one ladies... I promise.

 

[Thorgasm]

...And what is funnier than a dead baby..?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
That was my last one ladies... I promise.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

What is the perfect stance on abortion?

One foot on it's stomach and one foot on it's neck.