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Close Your Porn Tabs Before Posting Screenshots to Your Congressional Campaign Page

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Close Your Porn Tabs Before Posting Screenshots to Your Congressional Campaign Page

I found this amusing, and I think we could all use a slight chuckle at elections this year.

Mike Webb is running for U.S. Congress in Virginia’s 8th district, and he would really appreciate your vote. He would also appreciate, judging from a screenshot uploaded to his Facebook page earlier today, a little alone time with the pages “IVONE SEXY AMATEUR” and “LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BOOTY.”*

For over six (!) hours and counting now, Webb has had the below post sitting on his campaign page with porn tabs hanging out for all the world to see.

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Oopsie!
 
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Weiner, lastest version.
 
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Granted, this is political suicide 101, but show me a guy who hasn't surfed the internet for porn, and I'll show you a corpse.

Hell...at least it wasn't like he was getting a blowie in the Oval Office or anything.
 
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Surprised he's not a Democrat.

Surprised he's not in the GOP primary.
 
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Today, it probably helps him.
 
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Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems. Well, the Geek Squad techs testified to me, after servicing thousands of computers at the Baileys Crossroads location that they had never seen any computer using their signature virus protection for the time period to acquire over 4800 viruses, 300 of which would require re-installation of the operating system. We are currently awaiting their attempt at recovery of files on that machine accidentally deleted when they failed to backup files before re-installation, a scenario about which Matthew Wavro speculated openly to me before we were informed by the Geek Squad that that had indeed occurred.

But, now let me tell you the results of my empirical inquiry that introduced me to Layla and Ivone. Around Powerball lottery time, January 9, 2016, I calculated the odds that my friend Rev. Howard John Wesley and I working independently arrived at the same prayer plan, and I was able to determine that there was about a one in a billion chance that that could have occurred in the way that it did. (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/…). Well, as much as folks like Duffy Taylor want to hope that the Devil is waiting for Christian candidates on a particular pornographic website to infect his or her FEC data file is even more improbable than my Paul and Silas story, and I know that Duffy Taylor is not a man of faith belief; so, I don’t know how he empirically arrives at his conclusion. I couldn’t see the probability or possibility without a RAND computer.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1744592532451291&id=1627367344173811

The guy obviously has some mental problems, shouldnt we be getting him help instead of making fun of him?
 
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Granted, this is political suicide 101, but show me a guy who hasn't surfed the internet for porn, and I'll show you a corpse.

Hell...at least it wasn't like he was getting a blowie in the Oval Office or anything.

I don't think it is suicide. People have oops moments. He offered a mildly credible explanation that no one will actually believe but is at least possible.
 
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I don't think it is suicide. People have oops moments. He offered a mildly credible explanation that no one will actually believe but is at least possible.

In what fantasy world does his explanation even register as a coherent thought?
 
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Granted, this is political suicide 101, but show me a guy who hasn't surfed the internet for porn, and I'll show you a corpse.

Hell...at least it wasn't like he was getting a blowie in the Oval Office or anything.

Maybe, maybe not political suicide. He just got a pile of free publicity, people will know his name and probably not remember why.
 
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https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1744592532451291&id=1627367344173811

The guy obviously has some mental problems, shouldnt we be getting him help instead of making fun of him?

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Surprised he's not a Democrat.

that's silly. both parties have their share of sex hounds, perverts, closet cases, or guys who hire hookers.
 
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that's silly. both parties have their share of sex hounds, perverts, closet cases, or guys who hire hookers.

Why you got to talk about me like that...
 
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This seems like a total non-issue.

Looking at porn ? Come on ! As a voter, i wouldn't trust anyone who tells me they never watch porn. They're almost guaranteed to be lying.
 
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that's silly. both parties have their share of sex hounds, perverts, closet cases, or guys who hire hookers.

Yeah but demos are into tight bodies and amateurs.
 
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Yeah but demos are into tight bodies and amateurs.

No, Asians.
 
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Yeah but demos are into tight bodies and amateurs.

well Monica Blewinsky might qualify as an Amateur. Eliot Spitzer's hookers might have had tight bodies so I guess when you combine those two democrats-you have both qualities covered.
 
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Poor bastard. Poor, stupid bastard.
 
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:shrug: Don't care. If he wants to surf porn let em. It's his business, not mine.
 
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:shrug: Don't care. If he wants to surf porn let em. It's his business, not mine.

I do not think any one has suggested you should really care. However, it is amusing. Pretty much no one is attacking him over it.
 
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:shrug: Don't care. If he wants to surf porn let em. It's his business, not mine.

Until he posts it on facebook, then he's fair game to be made fun of. Not because he looks at porn but because he is so ****ing stupid. :lol:
 
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I do not think any one has suggested you should really care. However, it is amusing. Pretty much no one is attacking him over it.

It's not even slightly amusing to me. :shrug: When I said "Don't care" I meant it in all its ways, both positive and negative. I get that some people find it amusing. I don't see it.
 
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that's silly. both parties have their share of sex hounds, perverts, closet cases, or guys who hire hookers.

True, but only one caters to them.
 
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True, but only one caters to them.

well those who run on family values look worse when they are caught getting hand jobs in the airport toilets than those who are pushing for gay marriage, etc,
 
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