Christmas Carols for Specific Disorders

[Inuyasha]

Schizophrenia--Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder--We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia--I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Xmas

Narcissistic--Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic--

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..

Paranoid--Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder--Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder--You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Agoraphobia--I Heard the Bells on Xmas Day But I Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia--Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder--Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

 

[Arch Enemy]

tee hee

I like the Mommy Kissing Santa Clause.

I wonder, what would it be like if your child..though extremely young was really happy about Christmas time.. so they wrote all over the walls with Crayons... the only problem is it says "I love Satan" instead of "I love Santa"

terrible typo.

 

[Stace]

This is so incredibly wrong.....but also incredibly funny.

 

[vergiss]

Manic-- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..

ROFLMAO! :lol: