Pacridge said:
My wife won't let me put the bumper sticker I want on my truck:
"Maybe you'd drive better with that cell phone up your A**"
Women!
LOL! I have to agree with your wife...bumper stickers can be dangerous.
A few years ago, I bought a different car...(American made, by the way) and since my old license plate was beat to hell, I wanted a new plate.
The girl at the desk said..."You can get a personalized plate for absolutely no extra charge!"
I said...."No thank you...I want a series of jumbled up letters and numbers."
She replied, in a high squeaky voice..."You don't understand! It's free!"
I said..."No, you don't understand...if I mistakenly cut someone off in traffic, I do not want a license plate that says...'here I am..come and get me.' So that a year from now, when I'm parked at the mall...some idiot recognizes my personalized plate and says..."Hey! That's the S.O.B. that cut me off in traffic a year ago! I'll show him!"
Besides...if the Bush economy gets any worse, and I decide to knock off a bank, I don't want a plate on my getaway car that says.."Mr. Me."