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Catalepsies

"Love me, Love my Cat."
—Sappho



I

A proper young lady from Kent,
Whilst recalling a night she'd misspent,
Fondled her kitty,
Sighed, "Oh, what a pity!"
Whilst her kitty was purring content.


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II

There once was a girl from Canarsie
Whose cat, when aroused, hissed in Farsi!
Brooklyn men old and young,
Her cat got their tongue,
Meowling "Mene! Tekel! Upharsin!"


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III

A coy demoiselle from North Platte
kept her druthers tucked under her hat—
She smiled with her lips
Sashayed with her hips,
But let no one else play with her cat!


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IV

A magnanimous woman from Crete
had a cat as sweet as was sweet!
But as the right way to live
it is better to give—
she gave it away on the street!


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V

I once knew a girl from Madrid,
Who pretended she didn't, but did.
She had a pet cat,
a dog and a rat—
And her bush cricket chirped Katydid!


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VI

A vicarious lady from Leeds
had a cat of three different breeds—
come morning, come noon,
come night none too soon!—
she daily took care of its needs.


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VII

A strapping young she from Stambool
had a cat so relaxed as a rule—
Touch, pet, poke or tease it,
you could never displease it!
And the feeling was quite mutual!


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VIII

I once knew a girl in Capri
whose love was decidedly free.
She didn't need chat—
Just be nice to her cat
And she'd waive any surcharge or fee.


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IX

There's a marvelous creature McCat
ever ready to give tit for tat.
A few gentle strokes—
I ain't kidding you, folks!
The whole thing is as easy as that!


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X

I once knew a chick in Laguna
Whose cat felt like soft warm vicuna.
Some wine and a spliff
And I ventured a sniff—
Quite surprised that it hailed from Altoona!


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