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[rocket88]

Post a picture from the news, then caption it yourself




"Maybe now isn't the right time to mention this, but I'm a fan of the Utah Jazz."

 

[Lutherf]

"Hi. I'm Mitt Romney and I approve of any message which my staff has polled and believes to be a net positive among my target demographic."

 

[DDD]

Done, but below our caption let it write what it "really" was about, alright? Also I suggest that our peers here could add captions of their own to the image if they like. No need for complete authority over the image IMO.

"Check out these brand new cuffs I purchased at ABI's. Do they fit tight?"



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A high ranking minority (Serb) criminal was arrested from EULEX at 15:10 today.

 

[DDD]

The FBI thinks to himself before an audience:

"I am so cool in this outfit. I just got them from eBAY they are soo relaxing at my shoulders, and this here..." is interrupted:

"Audience: Hey! :2wave: Your mamma is fat!!"

"FBI: Say what!!"



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FBI arrested 150 people involved with child prostitution. Good job eace

http://news.yahoo.com/fbi-says-arrested-150-three-days-child-prostitution-154521080.html

 

[Fisher]

Post a picture from the news, then caption it yourself

"Ahem. Mitt, Dear. Why are you showing our Mormon Birth Control in public"

 

[DDD]

"Ahem. Mitt, Dear. Why are you showing our Mormon Birth Control in public"

That is a better one! I like it Thanks

 

[DDD]

"Well it is a difficult life. You know. One has to stand up by himself every now and then, go all the way to the baker and get bread. It is not like the old times when we made our own bread. In fact I so envy those families that still today compete for who does the biggest, healthiest, most toughest bread that the neighborhood has ever seen!"



http://rtklive.com/new/index.php?cid=1&newsId=79991&mf5+KxU5=0ed&^455%28izLp&12!&dN81!75*t^3ts7H1f37OF-ad%29_^3p#e30@xpv5F3e&ec8^68HF5327&e30wYxS7EHJZfm0eo&tf

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Inter-ministry has started its battle against hemmorage fever (issued from tics with specific viruses).

 

[rocket88]

Seriously, it's this big. Don't believe me? I'll send you a picture.

 

[Gipper]

But...but Irish people are drunks. I'm so confused!

 

[TheGirlNextDoor]

Seriously, it's this big. Don't believe me? I'll send you a picture.

:lamo

 

[DDD]

"What a dope! He fishes all day till night while I eat fish for free. All I do in return is just smile every now and then to keep it happy!"



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"Less romantic dates" is what it says:

7 unromantic first dates that women loved

 

[rocket88]

"OK, so how many times do I have to jiggle the handle to get it to stop running?"

"Don't blame me for the plumbing."