Camel Sex

[Navy Pride]

Camel Sex
>>
>>>>> A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote
>> post in
>>>>> the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
>>>>> noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the
>> Sergeant
>>>>> why the camel is kept there.
>>>>> The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are
>> 250
>>>>> men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have
>>>>> "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel." The Captain says, "I
>>
>>>>> can't say that I condone this, but I
>>>>> understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
>>>>> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
>>>>> Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
>> tent.
>>>>> Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder
>> ,
>>>>> pull s his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When
>> he's
>>>>> done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No not
>> really,
>>>>> sir... they usually just ride the camel into town
>>>>> where the girls are"