To his credit, if you can call it that, I think Federline knows that his window of opportunity for craven capitalization on this sad turn of affairs is rapidly closing.
At an appearance at House of Blues in Chicago on Wednesday, Federline reportedly said, "Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"
What fine lady wouldn't wanna dance with a pimp? Britney, hon, having this human wart cauterized may be the smartest thing you've ever done. Not that there's a lot of competition for that distinction.
People who move in celebrity circles tolerated Federline, maybe even respected him slightly, because he was married to Britney. Now? As one of my colleagues said, you could practically see the members of his entourage furiously tapping out their resumes on their BlackBerries the second they saw Federline reading the "dear kev, u suck, we r done, luv Brit" text message.
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