Not gonna lie. I've watched Wife Swap for a long time, but in general I don't like the celebrity versions.
In those shows, it's one celebrity living an extremely pampered life, and the other celebrity is living a slightly less pampered, but overall still pampered, life. I did kind of enjoy the one with Alan Thicke and Gilbert Gottfried though.
Rivers and Palin was okay, strictly because of the political aspect. Bristol bitched about Melissa and Joan working so much, but that's because Bristol is one of those insipid "famous for being famous" celebrities. Of course, to an extent Melissa Rivers is too, but Joan had to work for her spotlight - and I personally think that she's the funniest female comic ever, leagues ahead of Kathy Griffin.
Oh, and I already called the Man Card hotline - I've been told that watching Wife Swap when there is absolutely nothing else on is not a manhood infraction.