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There were 2 ways not to fight in Vietnam:
1) Say no, and go to prison, thereby throwing much of your life down the drain = Muhammad Ali
2) Get 5 draft deferments, and ultimately get out of the draft altogether by claiming a boil on your butt makes you disabled = Dick Cheney
Oops, there is a third option
3) Piss and crap your pants for a week without changing them or taking a bath, then do an 8 ball the night before your draft physical = Ted Nugent
They even took his world title away too, the bastards.