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Blonde Football fan

Schweddy

Schweddy

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FOOTBALL ANALYSIS BY A BLONDE

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really like it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback!" HEL-LLLO! It's only 25 cents....
 
Enjoyed the joke, Vauge!

Well, since no one's posted anything in ages, I thought I'd tell everyone how New years Eve went for me.....

I woke up, the morning after New Years Eve, and started to read the morning paper.

The only problem was...it was still rolled up and on the lawn!

Hoot
 
:rofl Been there - done that.
 
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