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A long time ago, in a political climate far away..........
Lived one of the greatest criminal masterminds in world history, and thats kind of hard (pun intended) for an evil villian with a head but no brains. For years he stayed in hiding, deep in the recesses of Bill Clinton's pants, but Clinton spilled its secrets to too many friends (mostly female, of course).
The legacy that Bill Clinton could have had..... but he will be known as the Penis President. I am not sure how they are going to be able to write this in grade school history books. I dont think any historian will up for that task.
However, once Bill Clinton exposed him to a shocked world, he has refused to go away, and six years after Bill Clinton's political demise, his penis is still perpetrating some of the biggest crimes in the annals of history.
About Tom Delay's 2 (and still counting) indictments? Bill Clinton's penis did it.
About the murder of Gus Boulis in Florida by mobsters hired by GOP party consultants? Really!!!! Bill Clinton's penis shot Monica Lewinsky.
About the war in Iraq? Bill Clinton's penis again. According to some private dicks in the GOP, Clinton's penis is responsible for the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction by Saddam Hussein. And everyone knows what the missles being manufactured by Saddam looked like. Thats right. Bill Clinton's penis.
About the sleaze factor of the Republican party? Bill Clinton's penis is responsible for every naughty bit of it.
About the male prostitute that George Bush dressed up like a reporter? Come on. We all know. That was Bill Clinton's penis too (actually it was his little brother, known as the Clinton Penis Mini Me, so claim reliable sources in the Republican party).
I could go on, but you get my drift. On FOX News, The Washington Times, Newsmax, and other outlets, Clinton's penis is prominently in the news. Are these news reports inflated, or is a new age of crime being erected by this viscious appendage?
Or, is it possible that certain members of the Republican party, not wanting to admit their own impotence in preventing corruption, and take a little responsibility for their own actions, are just being huge pricks?
Lived one of the greatest criminal masterminds in world history, and thats kind of hard (pun intended) for an evil villian with a head but no brains. For years he stayed in hiding, deep in the recesses of Bill Clinton's pants, but Clinton spilled its secrets to too many friends (mostly female, of course).
The legacy that Bill Clinton could have had..... but he will be known as the Penis President. I am not sure how they are going to be able to write this in grade school history books. I dont think any historian will up for that task.
However, once Bill Clinton exposed him to a shocked world, he has refused to go away, and six years after Bill Clinton's political demise, his penis is still perpetrating some of the biggest crimes in the annals of history.
About Tom Delay's 2 (and still counting) indictments? Bill Clinton's penis did it.
About the murder of Gus Boulis in Florida by mobsters hired by GOP party consultants? Really!!!! Bill Clinton's penis shot Monica Lewinsky.
About the war in Iraq? Bill Clinton's penis again. According to some private dicks in the GOP, Clinton's penis is responsible for the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction by Saddam Hussein. And everyone knows what the missles being manufactured by Saddam looked like. Thats right. Bill Clinton's penis.
About the sleaze factor of the Republican party? Bill Clinton's penis is responsible for every naughty bit of it.
About the male prostitute that George Bush dressed up like a reporter? Come on. We all know. That was Bill Clinton's penis too (actually it was his little brother, known as the Clinton Penis Mini Me, so claim reliable sources in the Republican party).
I could go on, but you get my drift. On FOX News, The Washington Times, Newsmax, and other outlets, Clinton's penis is prominently in the news. Are these news reports inflated, or is a new age of crime being erected by this viscious appendage?
Or, is it possible that certain members of the Republican party, not wanting to admit their own impotence in preventing corruption, and take a little responsibility for their own actions, are just being huge pricks?
