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[X Factor]

Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembering She Doesn't Have A Podium

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn't have a podium anymore.

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[CaughtInThe]

thief like in Chicago.

bravo.

 

[Mr Person]

They wanted 55k.

EDIT: or, I should add. Someone listed it for 55k, but I don't know if they had it or it was a fraud. Either way, they got the seditionist who did steal it.

 

[BlueTex]

Nancy sending a message...

 

[X Factor]

I take it not everyone saw the humor in the OP.

 

[X Factor]

In Brilliant 4D Chess Move, Trump Tricks Media Into Condemning Riots

In Brilliant 4D Chess Move, Trump Tricks Media Into Condemning Riots

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump, whose genius is only surpassed by his incredible stability, has pulled one over on the mainstream media once again. In a brilliant move that only he could've come up with, he has tricked the media into condemning riots by starting one himself.

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I knew it!!!

 

[RAMOSS]

Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembering She Doesn't Have A Podium

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn't have a podium anymore.

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The guy on the right was merely taking a political stand.

 

[X Factor]

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The guy on the right was merely taking a political stand.

Ah hell. I have to give you a like for that.

 

[Utility Man]

Might as well have been this guy.......

.....but yeah, she has many trophies instead......

....of trump supporters who wished to hit her in the head.

 

[noonereal]

Nancy sending a message...

It was like a clown car of terrorists.
Real Trump like.

 

[DiAnna]

.....but yeah, she has many trophies instead......

I absolutely LOVE this, lol!

 

[Mr Person]

I take it not everyone saw the humor in the OP.

The Bee wishes it was The Onion, and The Onion wishes it was half as funny as it was twenty years ago.