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Beethoven and Boobs (1 Viewer)

alphamale

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I've always disliked sitting next to someone who at a concert who imagines he can "direct" the orchestra, but I myself was guilty of it once. Me and the gf were listening to none other than Beethoven's Fifth, at the Irvine Meadows Amphitheater (now the Verizon Amphitheater). There is a grassy area you can sit on if you choose, instead of the seats. She was sitting between my legs. Suddenly, inspired my the music and her ample boobs, I began "directing" the orchestra with her boobs! This was during the andante con moto second movement - if you want to try it, don't do so during anything fast - most boobs have enough inertia that it would rule out allegro pieces. :2razz:
 
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I've always disliked sitting next to someone who at a concert who imagines he can "direct" the orchestra, but I myself was guilty of it once. Me and the gf were listening to none other than Beethoven's Fifth, at the Irvine Meadows Amphitheater (now the Verizon Amphitheater). There is a grassy area you can sit on if you choose, instead of the seats. She was sitting between my legs. Suddenly, inspired my the music and her ample boobs, I began "directing" the orchestra with her boobs! This was during the andante con moto second movement - if you want to try it, don't do so during anything fast - most boobs have enough inertia that it would rule out allegro pieces. :2razz:

2nd movement to beethoven's 9th would have been better. :lol:
 

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