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Bear wanders into 7-Eleven in California, terrifying employee

Libertarianism isn't the only way you can get bears.
 
So, this bear walks into a 7-Eleven in California. He picks up a Payday candy bar and takes it to the cashier. The cashier is absolutely stunned and looks at the bear with wide eyes. The bear says, "What are you surprised about?" The cashier says, "Most bears buy Milky Ways." [Insert drum sound here: Ba dum tiss!]
 
What those libtards think would happen when they built a 7 11 in front of a bear😀
 
So, this bear walks into a 7-Eleven in California. He picks up a Payday candy bar and takes it to the cashier. The cashier is absolutely stunned and looks at the bear with wide eyes. The bear says, "What are you surprised about?" The cashier says, "Most bears buy Milky Ways." [Insert drum sound here: Ba dum tiss!]
I can't bear to think why anyone would buy a Payday candy bar.
 

Geez. A bear comes in for a pack of Pall Malls and some beef jerky and someone loses their shit.
Teddy heard it was a bear market. He would've done anything for a Klondike bar, but the shelves were bear. It almost caused a grizzly scene, but luckily there was no shortage of cinnamon bear claws.
 
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