Barack Obama

[Kandahar]

Which of the reasons listed is the reason Barack Obama isn't qualified to be president?

 

[Hatuey]

Which of the reasons listed is the reason Barack Obama isn't qualified to be president?

The one I had in mind isn't there.

He's an African American nationalist/Zionist/Native American UFO/ Christian Racist/Islamofascist Spy bent on the destruction of America and the reconstruction of the former Nazi Republic of Atlantis. Thats why he shouldn't be president.

Adding...

I don't know about the Lindbergh baby. But that ****er killed Amelia Earhart.

 

[Dezaad]

I voted for all of them because I want Navy Pride to think I'm cool.

 

[Thelost1]

If it weren't for Obama, Rome wold still be around.

 

[Just Me 2]

Are you serious with these reasons? I will tell you my reason because he has no track record.

 

[Thelost1]

Are you serious with these reasons? I will tell you my reason because he has no track record.

No, but Navy Pride has used some of them, I believe.

 

[Gardener]

Well, bringing the plague of black death to Europe didn't hurt GWB'schances, did it?

:doh I forgot that Obama's daddy wasn't one of the most powerful men on the planet.

never mind.

 

[Hatuey]

Are you serious with these reasons? I will tell you my reason because he has no track record.

He's got as much experience as Abe Lincoln.

 

[Just Me 2]

He's got as much experience as Abe Lincoln.

True but to much has changed since then.

 

[Hatuey]

True but to much has changed since then.

You said his track record wasn't good enough. I showed a case where a track record didn't stop a man from doing great things.

 

[Adrian]

You said his track record wasn't good enough. I showed a case where a track record didn't stop a man from doing great things.

Holding together a country torn apart by civil war, for one. Not bad for a dude with no track record. He was a bit of a prick about it, but he did the job.

 

[Hatuey]

Holding together a country torn apart by civil war, for one. Not bad for a dude with no track record. He was a bit of a prick about it, but he did the job.

I was reluctant to vote him at first but then I realized Abe was ok guy. Shame about the whole...gunshots through the hat thing.

 

[Adrian]

I was reluctant to vote him at first but then I realized Abe was ok guy. Shame about the whole...gunshots through the hat thing.

Yeah, that was sort of a buzz kill, wasn't it?

 

[talloulou]

He seemed to come from nowhere and Hollywood loves him. I read a magazine article that stated people on the street flock to him and immediately love him. Of course anything like that has me pulling out my tinfoil hat. On top of that his mother married two muslims, neither of which were of the more benign from the states kind. I'm not big on trusting the muslims lately especially not the foreign muslims. That may make me as funny as Navy Pride but I can live with that.

But the number one reason I don't want to see him become President is because he's a political socialist and that must be an acquired taste that I've yet to acquire. :doh

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

I was reluctant to vote him at first but then I realized Abe was ok guy. Shame about the whole...gunshots through the hat thing.

But I was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll. Oops, sorry, wrong assassination.

 

[Kandahar]

But I was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll. Oops, sorry, wrong assassination.

You couldn't have been; the second gunman was none other than Barack Obama.

 

[CaptainCourtesy]

You couldn't have been; the second gunman was none other than Barack Obama.

Ah...but perhaps under this superhero veneer, I am Barack Obama. And if I was, then I could've been the second gunman on the grassy knoll. HA...didn't consider that as a possibility, did you?

 

[Hatuey]

Ah...but perhaps under this superhero veneer, I am Barack Obama. And if I was, then I could've been the second gunman on the grassy knoll. HA...didn't consider that as a possibility, did you?

AH HAH! SO Obama is an American Assassin. Captain America. You just provided me with smoking gun I needed. You are here by placed under arrest for the fictional murder of your apprentice Hatuey.

It's all starting to make sense, Obama, Zionists, Black Separatist, Muslims The Illuminati, The All Seeing Eye, Scientology followers, Free Masons, Native Americans, moonies and Atlantis, IslamoFascist and UFOs. They're are all perfectly connected. How could I not see this before. It's a conspiracy. Brb somebody's knocking at the door.

Hatuey opens the door.

Familiar looking black man : Hello Mr. Mena?

Hatuey : Yes....?

Familiar looking black man : Hi I'm Mr. Barrack Obama.

Hatuey : I'm a huge fan!

Obama : Yes I know.

Hatuey : You do?

Obama : I've been following your debate at DP and have come to conclusion that you know too much and for that reason must be eliminated.

Hatuey : Wha?

*2 silenced gun shots*

Obama : I'm Rick JAMES BITCH! Hahahahahaha.

Hatuey : You..moda...*dies*

You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you desire an attorney and cannot afford one, the Great State of Vermont will provide you with the shittiest one we can find.(boy it feels good hearing those words being used on somebody other then myself)

 

[Kandahar]

THIS JUST IN:

FOX News has learned that Barack Obama may have been a Soviet spy. Furthermore, rumors have been circulating that he eats babies.

Now they aren't saying that he IS those things...but it does kind of make you wonder, doesn't it? Do we really want a possible cannibal serving as our president?

 

[Iriemon]

Good lampoon. If I didn't know better I'd think it was a poll from one of our conservative members.