jujuman13
DP Veteran
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2006
- Messages
- 4,075
- Reaction score
- 579
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Independent
The economy is so bad that…
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…My ATM gave me an IOU!
…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them .
… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…My ATM gave me an IOU!
…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them .
… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!