Hoot
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This is one of my favorite old jokes, so excuse me if you've heard this, but I'll try to make it more revelent to today.
Bush and Cheney are on a campaign stop before last November's election. It's a beautiful crisp, clear, Fall day with the sun in full radiance.
As they're walking down the street they happen to see a dog on the other side of the road vigorously engaged in licking it's crotch.
" I wish I could do that!" Bush sighs.
Cheney, desperately trying to restrain the president..."Sir! don't you think you ought to pet him first?"
Bush and Cheney are on a campaign stop before last November's election. It's a beautiful crisp, clear, Fall day with the sun in full radiance.
As they're walking down the street they happen to see a dog on the other side of the road vigorously engaged in licking it's crotch.
" I wish I could do that!" Bush sighs.
Cheney, desperately trying to restrain the president..."Sir! don't you think you ought to pet him first?"