easyt65
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Shortly after Al Zarqawi dies in Iraq, he wakes up in Heaven, lying on the ground, the light blinding him.
He struggles to his feet, tries to open his eyes, and the first sight he sees is a fist flying in towards him. POW! The fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees George Washington standing beside him, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa," protests Al Zarqawi.
He rubs his aching jaw, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees Thomas Jefferson standing on his other side, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa," protests Al Zarqawi again.
He rubs his painfully aching jaw again, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees James Madison standing beside him, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute - stop" protests Al Zarqawi again.
He rubs his aching jaw again, wipes the blood away from his now-split lip, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees Robert E. Lee standing over him, fists clenched.
"This is NOT what I expected! this is NOT what I was promised! Where is my 50 Virgins," Al Zarqawi asks.
Stepping forward, rolling up his sleeves, 'Stonewall' Jackson said, "Son, you read that dad-blammed manual of yours all wrong! It didn't say anything about 50 Virgins waiting on you in Heaven if you died attackin' and killin' Americans....
It said 50 VIRGINIANS!"
:lamo :slapme: :2rofll: :2usflag:
He struggles to his feet, tries to open his eyes, and the first sight he sees is a fist flying in towards him. POW! The fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees George Washington standing beside him, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa," protests Al Zarqawi.
He rubs his aching jaw, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees Thomas Jefferson standing on his other side, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa," protests Al Zarqawi again.
He rubs his painfully aching jaw again, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees James Madison standing beside him, fists clenched. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute - stop" protests Al Zarqawi again.
He rubs his aching jaw again, wipes the blood away from his now-split lip, struggles to his feet, and again tries to open his eyes. Again, the 1st thing he sees is another fist flying in from another direction. POW! The new fist connects, and Al Zarqawi hits the ground again. He looks up, still struggling with the blinding light around him, and sees Robert E. Lee standing over him, fists clenched.
"This is NOT what I expected! this is NOT what I was promised! Where is my 50 Virgins," Al Zarqawi asks.
Stepping forward, rolling up his sleeves, 'Stonewall' Jackson said, "Son, you read that dad-blammed manual of yours all wrong! It didn't say anything about 50 Virgins waiting on you in Heaven if you died attackin' and killin' Americans....
It said 50 VIRGINIANS!"
:lamo :slapme: :2rofll: :2usflag:
