Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel (1 Viewer)

[Vader]

Al-Qaida calls for holy war against Israel

AP - 1 hour, 18 minutes ago

CAIRO, Egypt - Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader issued a worldwide call Thursday for Muslims to rise up in a holy war against Israel and join the fighting in Lebanon and Gaza until Islam reigns from "Spain to Iraq." In the message broadcast by Al-Jazeera television, Ayman al-Zawahri, second in command to Osama bin Laden, said that al-Qaida now views "all the world as a battlefield open in front of us."

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/mideast_conflict

Time for Al Quack to die and rot in hell!

 

[BudLizard101]

They've been calling for it for decades already, we see the results everytime we look on a map.

 

[Picaro]

Hahahaha ...

Yes, the 'Heroes' are no doubt frantically dancing with glee over their weekly announcement of 'Jihad!'. wonder if they're bumping their turbans on the roofs of those animal caves they've been living in so victoriously the last few years ... hopefully they'll start a cave-in ...

 

[Jay R]

-##-Breaking News!-##-

Al Queda calls for Holy War against....me?!! What the hell?:shock:

-##-More Breaking News!-##-

Al Queda calls for Holy War against....Mr T! Apparently he pitied them and they took offense. Mr T released a statement saying :

"Mr T has previously stated that he pities those fools, and I stand by that. Mr T would like to reaffirm his pitying of all these crazy fools and their jibber-jabbering religion, and would like to stress that he particularly pities Osama bin Laden, Ayman al Zawahiri, and Adam Sandler. If Al Queda wants to open hostilities with Mr T then he will destroy them utterly, because they are dangerous fools who are a threat to kids. Mr T would also like it to be known that he has modified his van in preparation for terrorist attack, it has a new motor tuned by Mr T himself and puts out a frankly incalculable level of horsepower, cementing it's status as the most fastest van ever. And is bulletproof.

Mr T is also well aware that he is refering to himself in the fourth person, he can do so because he is Mr T, and pities anyone who would feel the need to question this."

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Al Queda calls for Holy War against....anyone who wants some!

In a new video aired on Al Jazeera television Osama bin Laden has declared that the western world are 'fags' and that he and the Al Queda brotherhood can 'take the lot of you', signing off with the unusual challenge for anyone to 'come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.'


[Seriously guys, if Al Queda hasn't declared holy war on you then you're nobody.]

 

[Vader]

-##-Breaking News!-##-

Al Queda calls for Holy War against....me?!! What the hell?:shock:

-##-More Breaking News!-##-

Al Queda calls for Holy War against....Mr T! Apparently he pitied them and they took offense. Mr T released a statement saying :

-##-Yet More Breaking News!-##-

Al Queda calls for Holy War against....anyone who wants some!

In a new video aired on Al Jazeera television Osama bin Laden has declared that the western world are 'fags' and that he and the Al Queda brotherhood can 'take the lot of you', signing off with the unusual challenge for anyone to 'come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.'


[Seriously guys, if Al Queda hasn't declared holy war on you then you're nobody.]

:rofl

Good point