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Katrina was such as nice name, and it destroyed New Orleans. Rita is a nice name too, and the National Weather Service has just announced the most probable path for it is a direct hit here in Houston via either Galveston or Freeport.
**** these nice names. People dont pay attention to them, so I am proposing renaming hurricanes to something more appropriate, which will make people pay a little ****ing attention to the fact that these storms will kick their mother****ing asses if taken lightly.
Examples:
Katrina - The new name is KrunchYour****ingBalls
Rita - The new name is RipYour****ingAssToPieces
The first hurricane of the year should always be called Hurricane Asshole.
More examples:
B - Hurricane BashYour****ingBrainsIn
K - Hurricane KickYour****ingAss
And the perennial favorite:
F - Hurricane ****You.
With names like these, people would prepare for the worst, and TV stations should pull no punches either.
Weatherman: Hurricane BigMother****ingBlowJob is just off the mother****ing coast, and you know what, folks? We are all ****ed. So dont be a ****ing dumbass. Get the **** out of there before this storm takes your stupid ****ing ass straight to mother****ing hell. Stay tuned.
Note: My first post in the Basement. Damn, all these mother****ing words are mother****ing fun.
**** these nice names. People dont pay attention to them, so I am proposing renaming hurricanes to something more appropriate, which will make people pay a little ****ing attention to the fact that these storms will kick their mother****ing asses if taken lightly.
Examples:
Katrina - The new name is KrunchYour****ingBalls
Rita - The new name is RipYour****ingAssToPieces
The first hurricane of the year should always be called Hurricane Asshole.
More examples:
B - Hurricane BashYour****ingBrainsIn
K - Hurricane KickYour****ingAss
And the perennial favorite:
F - Hurricane ****You.
With names like these, people would prepare for the worst, and TV stations should pull no punches either.
Weatherman: Hurricane BigMother****ingBlowJob is just off the mother****ing coast, and you know what, folks? We are all ****ed. So dont be a ****ing dumbass. Get the **** out of there before this storm takes your stupid ****ing ass straight to mother****ing hell. Stay tuned.
Note: My first post in the Basement. Damn, all these mother****ing words are mother****ing fun.
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