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- Jul 5, 2005
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- 8,682
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- Location
- Philadelphia,PA
- Gender
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- Political Leaning
- Slightly Conservative
It's an average day on your above average website...
A Conservative politician...could be a higher-up...might not be...doesn't matter...does "something"...could be good...could be bad...
Here's what happens...
*KidRocks starts a thread claiming that the Conservative was following orders directly from Bush himself, since he must be the blame for everything from your bananas ripening too quick to misplacing your car keys. He will attach everything in the article except the line where it says the same thing happened under the Clinton Administration 7 years ago...
*scottyz is annoyed KidRocks got to it first, but nonetheless will give his two cents...which is usually so small he expects a penny change...
*PerryLogan blames the NeoCons...then puts the pacifier back in his mouth...
*Four hours later, danarhea starts a thread with the same topic...except instead of just posting snippets of the article, he gives a delightful and totally fabricated two paragraphs trying to explain what the article says...Then you read the article and find out that it doesn't say anything near it...
*Since it was a danarhea thread started, KCConservative's alarm in his head goes off...Even if he's not near a PC...He runs to the quickest laptop, logs in, and personally attacks every Liberal who responded so far and doesn't come close to addressing the topic...
*Since KCConsevative responded, it's not too long before jfuh comes in to personally attack HIM...also doesn't come close to addressing the topic...
*This exchange goes back and forth for a few posts, making everyone else on this site wish we could just put them in a room by themselves filled with nothing but baseball bats...spiked...
*This thread dies, and we move back to KidRock's thread...
*Stinger sees the thread, then runs to newsmax and links their version of it...and then mentions how Liberal the media is...
*hipsterdufus sees the thread, then runs to mediamatters and links their version of it...and then mentions how Conservative the media is...
*Navy Pride responds to this thread after choosing "pre-written response #4" from his made up list of the same ten responses he uses everyday he keeps in a Word document...and you can take it to the bank...
*aps puts on her cheerleader outfit with the big "DNC" on the front and trashes every politician with an (R) after their name...who and why is not important...
*cnredd responds to aps by showing her that she said the exact opposite thing two weeks ago when the subject matter was a Liberal...He gets chastised for pointing this out...
*oldreliable67 chimes in and points out four books written in the 70s that said the same thing...
*Simon W. Moon sees this, and points out that the third book said "and" and not "or" on page 271...The writes something in Latin...
*Gunny responds to the thread by putting it in a miltary perspective...even if it was about Social Security or malpractice lawsuits...
*teacher draws a picture of himself attacking Paris...The text in the picture is whatever is the first thing to come to mind...whether it deals with the topic or not...
*Stace gives her opinion on it and how it relates to her impending pregnancy...
*Mixedmedia swings by and tries to put the topic in perspective by pointing to the humanity...or lack of it...portrayed...Then she soothes whomever felt offended by anything said in the thread...
*Ivan the eee mentions he's entered the debate...no one cares...
*FinnMacCool tells us what George Orwell would say about it...
*Gandhi>Bush comments on the violence of the article...even if there was none...
*Conflict responds...no one understands a thing he wrote...or why it was written...
*easy65 responds to PerryLogan's comments from two days ago denouncing his venom...by spewing venom back at him...
*Stu Ghatze agrees with everything easy65 wrote...in only 8734 words...
*galenrox sits on his Libertarian fence and points out how both sides suck...with plenty of asterisks...
*aquapub goes through 14 hours of research to disqualify everything every Liberal wrote in the thread...this post gets skimmed over and no one responds to it...
*jallman comments on the thread and cnredd makes a gay reference...jallman trumps it with a threat of sending Naughty Nurse after him...
*Naughty Nurse magically appears and tries to get cnredd to switch teams...
*Steen states her case on abortion...
*Tashah responds...everyone opens up another window and links to the dictionary website...
*ptsdkid is an slobbering idiot...This has nothing to do with anything...I just needed to point this out...
*Trajan responds by linking an article saying the author of the original article stole a quarter when he was 9...Then proclaims all will burn in hell...
*Kelzie shows up, giving more evidence to my theory that she and Trajan are human magnets, and proves him wrong from 16 different angles...
*Trajan changes the subject...
*This will continue until one of them has to go to sleep, and the thread dies...
*Until two months later when a newbie responds with "I disagree"...
A Conservative politician...could be a higher-up...might not be...doesn't matter...does "something"...could be good...could be bad...
Here's what happens...
*KidRocks starts a thread claiming that the Conservative was following orders directly from Bush himself, since he must be the blame for everything from your bananas ripening too quick to misplacing your car keys. He will attach everything in the article except the line where it says the same thing happened under the Clinton Administration 7 years ago...
*scottyz is annoyed KidRocks got to it first, but nonetheless will give his two cents...which is usually so small he expects a penny change...
*PerryLogan blames the NeoCons...then puts the pacifier back in his mouth...
*Four hours later, danarhea starts a thread with the same topic...except instead of just posting snippets of the article, he gives a delightful and totally fabricated two paragraphs trying to explain what the article says...Then you read the article and find out that it doesn't say anything near it...
*Since it was a danarhea thread started, KCConservative's alarm in his head goes off...Even if he's not near a PC...He runs to the quickest laptop, logs in, and personally attacks every Liberal who responded so far and doesn't come close to addressing the topic...
*Since KCConsevative responded, it's not too long before jfuh comes in to personally attack HIM...also doesn't come close to addressing the topic...
*This exchange goes back and forth for a few posts, making everyone else on this site wish we could just put them in a room by themselves filled with nothing but baseball bats...spiked...
*This thread dies, and we move back to KidRock's thread...
*Stinger sees the thread, then runs to newsmax and links their version of it...and then mentions how Liberal the media is...
*hipsterdufus sees the thread, then runs to mediamatters and links their version of it...and then mentions how Conservative the media is...
*Navy Pride responds to this thread after choosing "pre-written response #4" from his made up list of the same ten responses he uses everyday he keeps in a Word document...and you can take it to the bank...
*aps puts on her cheerleader outfit with the big "DNC" on the front and trashes every politician with an (R) after their name...who and why is not important...
*cnredd responds to aps by showing her that she said the exact opposite thing two weeks ago when the subject matter was a Liberal...He gets chastised for pointing this out...
*oldreliable67 chimes in and points out four books written in the 70s that said the same thing...
*Simon W. Moon sees this, and points out that the third book said "and" and not "or" on page 271...The writes something in Latin...
*Gunny responds to the thread by putting it in a miltary perspective...even if it was about Social Security or malpractice lawsuits...
*teacher draws a picture of himself attacking Paris...The text in the picture is whatever is the first thing to come to mind...whether it deals with the topic or not...
*Stace gives her opinion on it and how it relates to her impending pregnancy...
*Mixedmedia swings by and tries to put the topic in perspective by pointing to the humanity...or lack of it...portrayed...Then she soothes whomever felt offended by anything said in the thread...
*Ivan the eee mentions he's entered the debate...no one cares...
*FinnMacCool tells us what George Orwell would say about it...
*Gandhi>Bush comments on the violence of the article...even if there was none...
*Conflict responds...no one understands a thing he wrote...or why it was written...
*easy65 responds to PerryLogan's comments from two days ago denouncing his venom...by spewing venom back at him...
*Stu Ghatze agrees with everything easy65 wrote...in only 8734 words...
*galenrox sits on his Libertarian fence and points out how both sides suck...with plenty of asterisks...
*aquapub goes through 14 hours of research to disqualify everything every Liberal wrote in the thread...this post gets skimmed over and no one responds to it...
*jallman comments on the thread and cnredd makes a gay reference...jallman trumps it with a threat of sending Naughty Nurse after him...
*Naughty Nurse magically appears and tries to get cnredd to switch teams...
*Steen states her case on abortion...
*Tashah responds...everyone opens up another window and links to the dictionary website...
*ptsdkid is an slobbering idiot...This has nothing to do with anything...I just needed to point this out...
*Trajan responds by linking an article saying the author of the original article stole a quarter when he was 9...Then proclaims all will burn in hell...
*Kelzie shows up, giving more evidence to my theory that she and Trajan are human magnets, and proves him wrong from 16 different angles...
*Trajan changes the subject...
*This will continue until one of them has to go to sleep, and the thread dies...
*Until two months later when a newbie responds with "I disagree"...