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A question for the liberals

What sort of liberal are you?

  • One that Lenin would call a "useful idiot"

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This thread has reminded me about something I've been wondering for years: Are you liberals more personally loyal to Hitler, or Satan?
Oh, and as far as career, how many of you are terrorists and how many of you are pedophiles? Is it about 50/50? Or are a lot of you some terrible combination thereof?
 

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This thread has reminded me about something I've been wondering for years: Are you liberals more personally loyal to Hitler, or Satan?
Oh, and as far as career, how many of you are terrorists and how many of you are pedophiles? Is it about 50/50? Or are a lot of you some terrible combination thereof?

Actually Hitler was the extreme republican, Stalin was the extreme democrat.
 

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No. You must chose one or the other.

Very well.

Yes, I would be Lenin. I will stop at nothing to convert the United States to a dictatorship and a centrally-planned economy. And since that will probably take a while, I have also mapped out some less ambitious goals for the short term: I will ban the Bible, institute mandatory gay marriage for all Americans, legalize child molestation, criminalize any diet other than veganism, implement harsh prison sentences for using insensitive words, and provide free heroin on elementary school playgrounds.
 

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This thread has reminded me about something I've been wondering for years: Are you liberals more personally loyal to Hitler, or Satan?
Oh, and as far as career, how many of you are terrorists and how many of you are pedophiles? Is it about 50/50? Or are a lot of you some terrible combination thereof?

I'm a combination. I'll get my 72 virgins when I give my life to martyrdom, but they'll all be 8 year old boys. Derka derka muhammad jihad.
 

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How about both hard core conservatives and hard core liberals are complete stubborn idiots who need to shut the hell up and learn to get along. Neither extreme is right and both must listen to their parts in the middle.
 

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How about both hard core conservatives and hard core liberals are complete stubborn idiots who need to shut the hell up and learn to get along. Neither extreme is right and both must listen to their parts in the middle.

Wha wha what!?!?! Is that a voice of reason I hear amid the cacophany of partisan caterwauling?
 

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Wha wha what!?!?! Is that a voice of reason I hear amid the cacophany of partisan caterwauling?

Although that's what SHOULD happen, that's not what will ever happen. Got to love the American public sometimes.
 

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Flame thread. To The Basement.
 

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How can a liberal tell someone to go to a place he doesn't believe exists?

oh I believe hell exists. that hell exists is obvious, I mean, for evidence, look around you.

Shooter, you can pick the topic and I'll argue on behalf of Liberalism and you can argue on behalf of your brain damage.

I for one am tired of your ridiculous non-topics and dumbass polls.

you're simply terrified, that being stripped away from your far-right nonsense poll questions, and not being able to refer anyone who knows better to the poll as being the topic, is going to reveal you for the non-thinker you really are.

so how about it? you can continue to post "question for the liberals" polls or you can engage a Liberal for real and try to hold your own.

ie., if you have anything at all.

private debate or true debate.

if you don't accept, you're a coward. no way around it.
 

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This thread has reminded me about something I've been wondering for years: Are you liberals more personally loyal to Hitler, or Satan?
Oh, and as far as career, how many of you are terrorists and how many of you are pedophiles? Is it about 50/50? Or are a lot of you some terrible combination thereof?
LOL, you're very question shows how little you know! It is possible to be loyal to Hitler AND Satan. if this had occurred to you, you wouldn't have had to waste any time wondering about it. ditto for career. terrorist AND pedophile. It's all laid out in the Liberal manifesto I picked up at the welfare office.

ps. I dig Stalin too.
 

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Originally Posted by faminedynasty
This thread has reminded me about something I've been wondering for years: Are you liberals more personally loyal to Hitler, or Satan?
Oh, and as far as career, how many of you are terrorists and how many of you are pedophiles? Is it about 50/50? Or are a lot of you some terrible combination thereof?

The very essence of your question leads an intelligent person to ask: Are you totally ****ing stupid or are you completely ****ing stupid? LOL!
 

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There we go...

How about both hard core conservatives and hard core liberals are complete stubborn idiots who need to shut the hell up and learn to get along. Neither extreme is right and both must listen to their parts in the middle.

But some of us know this, and have asked it repeatedly before looking to the root cause of this.

Lemme ask you...

How is it they who are called they are so sucessful at keeping the public so evenly divided, by just a few points come election time, distracted from the REAL problem...

incumbancy.

With the media hand in hand.
 

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Chain of command...

LOL, you're very question shows how little you know! It is possible to be loyal to Hitler AND Satan. if this had occurred to you, you wouldn't have had to waste any time wondering about it. ditto for career. terrorist AND pedophile. It's all laid out in the Liberal manifesto I picked up at the welfare office.

ps. I dig Stalin too.

Satan.

Hitler.

Hillary.

Iriemon.
 

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But some of us know this, and have asked it repeatedly before looking to the root cause of this.

Lemme ask you...

How is it they who are called they are so sucessful at keeping the public so evenly divided, by just a few points come election time, distracted from the REAL problem...

incumbancy.

With the media hand in hand.

...and how do we handle this issue?

Re-Districting!

Mix up their pot and the incumbants must try harder to get re-elected...

But nobody seems to care about re-districting... :roll:
 

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Re: Chain of command...

Satan.

Hitler.

Hillary.

Iriemon.

but what comes after that?

Give me an "S" ... Satan Yay! Give me an "H" ... Hillary ... Yay! Give me an "I" .... Iriemon ... Yay! Give me a "T" Teacher! Hooray! What does it spell?
 

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It's resevred for Godless liberals such as yourself, and since I don't think I could stand the stench, I think I'll have to pass.

Because being godless is inherently evil and thus wrong. Also, if you're trying to put yourself above us liberals, shouldn't you not lower yourself to our despicable level what with the double standards and all?
 

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Because being godless is inherently evil and thus wrong.

Is it?


Also, if you're trying to put yourself above us liberals, shouldn't you not lower yourself to our despicable level what with the double standards and all?

Is this English? :lol:
 

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It is said that there are 2 kinds of liberals:
-Those that Lenin would call "useful idiots"
-Those that would be Lenin

Simple question:
Which of the two describes you?

What a stupid question!

Leave it to a 'very conservative' to want to pose such a shallow and JUVENILE question.
 

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Re: Chain of command...

Satan.

Hitler.

Hillary.

Iriemon.

LMFAO!

Thank God you didn't put W's name on the list. That woulda hurt. : D
 

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Re: Chain of command...

but what comes after that?

Give me an "S" ... Satan Yay! Give me an "H" ... Hillary ... Yay! Give me an "I" .... Iriemon ... Yay! Give me a "T" Teacher! Hooray! What does it spell?

LOL! What a team!
 

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Re: Chain of command...

LOL! What a team!
A team? I was imagining it would be like an ironman free for all! who'd you think would win? I'd bet on Hillary...
 

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No, they were BOTH socialists. And they both serve as a painful reminder of what happens when the state embraces an ideology and uses it's power to crush any dissenting opinion.

Try communist bordering on fascism. Not too much unlike the Bush admin.
 
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