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A Psychological Profile: TOT, Misunderstood or Madman?

CaptainCourtesy

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In another Basement thread, posters were asking to know how many TOT sock puppets have there been, and what were their names. Someone mentioned that it might be interesting to come up with a forensic psychological profile on TOT by looking at these names. This gave me an idea...you know, one of those really weird ideas, that you know you probably shouldn't do, but gives you that evil gleen in your eye; and you know you just have to do it. An idea like this one.

So, here is how we are going to work this thread. I am going to post each and every TOT sock puppet in order of appearance, with dates of extermination. The task of the forum is as follows:

Develop a forensic psychological profile for TOT based ONLY on the following criteria:

1) The names of the sock puppets.
2) The order of the sock puppet's appearance.
3) The quantity of sock puppets, both overall and on specific days/dates/weeks/months.

Try to forget everything you know about TOT; all of the nose-picking, Muslim-hating, alcoholic, hate-mongering, genocidal, homicidal, insane, lunatic traits that we all were privy to. I understand it might be difficult, but it will make this more interesting, and, hopefully, more fun.

So, without further ado, the TOT sock puppets, all 36 of them (including the original):

 Trajan Octavian Titus 1/1
Tommy21 1/2
JohnyWalker420 1/11
smokes12345 1/13
Dr. Gonzo 1/14
byzantium 1/14
can't_be_banned_fu 1/14
Joliet_Jake 1/14
LockStock&2SmokingBarrels 1/14
sweetD 1/14
thy_lord_your_god 1/14
un_bannable 1/14
hobbes319 2/1
Johnny Apple 2/8
Tommy A. 5/9
Johnny4Real 5/9
blackhawkdown 5/10
byzantium420 5/10
John Aims 5/10
WilliamStark 5/10
Mary Jane Watson 5/11
Geneva 5/20
M1-A1 5/20
JohnHobbes 5/21
Bricktop 5/21
Dudemeister 5/21
Shaefer 5/21
John Hobbes319 7/9
Bluto420 7/11
Mad Max 7/11
captainkirk 7/23
section eight 7/23
Desert Eagle 7/26
Dragon Skin 8/3
Assassin Actual 8/5
2cool4school 8/13



One thing of note. 1/14/08 was known as the "Night of the TOT Clones". Many TOT's appeared and many were killed with giddy abandon.


So, there you have it. TOT: Misunderstood or Madman?
 
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He's really just so cute, though.
Poor, misunderstood little fat boy.

 
The descent into madness...

Trajan Octavian Titus 1/1
Tommy21 1/2
JohnyWalker420 1/11 (alcohol induced psychosis? Several following names include the "420" clue)
smokes12345 1/13 (smokes what?)
Dr. Gonzo 1/14 (Recognizing his alcohol (perhaps drugs?) issue? Dr. Gonzo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia )
byzantium 1/14
can't_be_banned_fu 1/14
Joliet_Jake 1/14
LockStock&2SmokingBarrels 1/14
sweetD 1/14
thy_lord_your_god 1/14 (obvious delusions of grandeur)
un_bannable 1/14 (delusions of being invincible?)

...thus ends "The Night of the Clones" I believe that is where the break with reality occurred spurred by alcohol, and perhaps other mind altering substances.

First thing I note is that he took March and April off after "The Night of the Clones" and two lame attempts in early February and after that break with reality he either sunk into a severe depression or he was attempting to control the obsession. It appears he came back in May with a spurt of sockpuppets including one named Johnny4Real. I believe it likely that after the trauma of "The Night" he descended into catatonia. As he began to emerge from the catatonic state, he unwittingly revealed his loss of "real life" identity in the assertion "4Real" in his screen name. However, like the character of the Green Goblin of the comic Spiderman, he has since embraced the duality of his nature and struggles against the evil control it has over him by tossing nonsensical "pumpkin bombs" along with his maniacal taunting posts. Still--he struggles with the battle between reality and delusion. Note the sock-name of May 11--it is the symbol of Good and Purity in the Spidey comics. The irony is that she too is a figment of imagination (and a female which could inspire several interpretations). He searches for reality within fiction...this is a very sad case indeed.

I think TOT is suffering from a paranoid delusion that could be called Psychosis Induced Green Goblin Syndrome (PIGGS).
 
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Actually, this is not a psychological problem, but a medical one. TOT was fairly stable until that one dark night, when he made his Rush Limbaugh clone video. During that video, TOT made the mistake of picking his nose. Up went his finger, and when that finger came out, his brains came out with it, thus rendering him the first case of anencephaly not categorized as a birth defect. It is a close call, though, since TOT did not have much of a brain to begin with. Was he anencephalic at birth, or did Rush Limbaugh do it? Some say there is a strong case to be made of brainwashing by the Bushneviks, but I strongly disagree. I don't think they had an eyedropper available at the time of TOT's video.

This will be debated for many years by inmates at various mental institutions.
 
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danarhea said:
Actually, this is not about a psychological problem, but a mental one. TOT was fairly stable until that one dark night, when he made his Rush Limbaugh clone video. During that video, TOT made the mistake of picking his nose.
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I'm of the opinion that this is the heart of the issue.
Up until that point, he was a fairly typical "Gang of five" member, cast in the same mold as bkhad, Navy, Stinger, and many others on this forum.
When he posted that Youtube video, he honestly expected some kudos from at least a certain faction on this forum: the ones who usually agreed with his ideology.
Instead, he got trounced for being chubby, accused of misleading the forum into believing he was slim because he had previously claimed he was planning to join the military, and for the notorious *nose-picking* incident (I think he actually just scratched his nose, and anyway, who here doesn't pick their nose on occasion? Sometimes my nose gets dried boogers in it that I can't blow out, and you'd better damn well believe I pick them. What am I supposed to do, just leave them in there forever?).

This pushed him over the edge.
He threatened to report us all to the FBI and Homeland Security for being a nest of terrorist supporters, and said a lot of other weird things, and ultimately got banned.
Now he's wreaking his vengeance.

But yeah. I seriously believe it all goes back to the nose-picking.

I still feel kind of bad for him. he seems really young, although I know he's not as young as he looks, and I think he honestly expected us- at least some of us- to like his youtube video.
He was embarrassed. That's all.
 
ISn't Rush Limbaugh a druggy and alcohol addict? at least used to be?

I wonder if there is a relation...
 
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Can't you follow directions?


 

Can't you follow directions?

 
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CaptainCourtesy said:
Trajan Octavian Titus 1/1
Tommy21 1/2
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OK, this one is where he is showing his immediate remorse. He is also trying to get a last word in. Two childish responses which show that he is starting puberty.

JohnyWalker420 1/11
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This was inspired by a new diet he read about under an overpass.

smokes12345 1/13
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After waking up sticky, broke, and confused, he decided that smoking was a good appettite suppressant.

Dr. Gonzo 1/14
byzantium 1/14
can't_be_banned_fu 1/14
Joliet_Jake 1/14
LockStock&2SmokingBarrels 1/14
sweetD 1/14
thy_lord_your_god 1/14
un_bannable 1/14
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This night is very telling. He always insists that his Dr. (Dr. Gonzo), check his prostate. That explains the reference to a Greek (anal sex) Empire, prison sex(sweetD was his cellmate, and his "D" was sweet!), and he became so loose that only a double barrel insertion would give him the sensations that he sought. SweetD was more that willing to assist him in this endeavor, but only if he called sweetD "thy lord your god" while doing it.
hobbes319 2/1
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Johnny Apple 2/8
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After 3 weeks of healing from the anal fissures, this was a tribute to the cause of those fissures, an apple.

Tommy A. 5/9
Johnny4Real 5/9
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He took an involuntary 3 month vacation as the FBI had seized his computer. When these two are merged it should read, "Tommy and Johnny 4 ever". He is Tommy, Johnny is really sweetD.

blackhawkdown 5/10
byzantium420 5/10
John Aims 5/10
WilliamStark 5/10
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To celebrate the return of his computer, Tommy and Johnny celebrate by picking up a teenage runaway named William who went down on Tommy while Johnny helped aim the splooge.

Mary Jane Watson 5/11
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After being rode hard and put away wet, Tommy had been humiliated into taking on the role of a woman which is a prison custom.

Geneva 5/20
M1-A1 5/20
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He's using his prostitute name here and showing his lust to sit on a Abrahms tanks canon barrel.

JohnHobbes 5/21
Bricktop 5/21
Dudemeister 5/21
Shaefer 5/21
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He was the pivot man for these fine gentlemen.

John Hobbes319 7/9
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319 times sweetD has sold him since 5/21.

Bluto420 7/11
Mad Max 7/11
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These are his furry costume's names.

captainkirk 7/23
section eight 7/23
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After being rejected by sweetD due to starting to grow pubic hair, he admits that he is recognizing that he is on the edge of a psychosis.

Desert Eagle 7/26
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He tries to take his life with a BB gun but it won't hold any air pressure.

Dragon Skin 8/3
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This is a reference to the scarrification of his anus.

Assassin Actual 8/5
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This is code for the two assed act that him and sweetD were planning on taking on the road, or at least Tiajuana. Yes, the second ass is a donkey.

2cool4school 8/13
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Due to his chronic depression, he has flunked out of school. Now he sits naked all day and cries "Johnny, please come back! Don't do me like Debate Politics did."

So really, this is all about severe depression. Being dumped twice in a year can be devastating to a mushroom headed internet warrior.

He just wants to be abused, not loved. The fact that he isn't even worth abusing is what TOT can't get over and even the FBI makes their new field officers monitor him as an initiation.
 
:lol: OK, IT, that may have been the funniest post in DP history. :lamo:lamo:lamo
 
I'm sorry, i'm just sitting here enjoying "cant_be_banned_fu". Possibly the greatest name ever.
 
A DP addict it seems.
Hit it and can't quit it.
 
Felicity said:
You just know waaaay too much about perverse behavior.:lol:
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I'm just open about it.

Everything I learned was from Catholic girls.

:mrgreen:
 
Zyphlin said:
I'm sorry, i'm just sitting here enjoying "cant_be_banned_fu". Possibly the greatest name ever.
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Two funny things about that one:

1) I banned that username about 3 minutes after he registered it.
2) When I banned it, my "message to user" was one word: "WRONG". :lol:
 
Oh, and I was always partial to "thy_lord_your_god". When I banned that one, I said to him, "Sorry, but around here I'M God." :lol:
 
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