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A Nose Grows on One Man’s Forehead

Chinese surgeons at a hospital in Fuzhou, Fujian grew a new nose on a 22-year-old man’s forehead after an accident left his original one unusable, Reuters reports.
Xiaolian had sustained injuries to his original nose after a traffic accident, which led to a severe infection and deformity.
To craft the new appendage, doctors took cartilage from Xiaolian’s ribs and implanted it under skin tissue on his forehead. When finished growing later this month, the nose will be transplanted to its proper place.
In January, British doctors grew a nose on a man’s arm after he lost his original to cancer.


Read more: A Nose Grows on One Man’s Forehead | TIME.com

Sooo... Yea. His sex life is basically over. :lol:

Frankly, I think I'd rather be a mouth breather.
 
Sooo... Yea. His sex life is basically over. :lol:

Frankly, I think I'd rather be a mouth breather.

Once they remove it from his forehead and put it where it belongs on his face so that he doesn't look like a messed up Mr. Potato Head, he'll probably do okay. :lol:
 
Once they remove it from his forehead and put it where it belongs on his face so that he doesn't look like a messed up Mr. Potato Head, he'll probably do okay. :lol:

Ah, okay. I was under the impression that they simply built him a new nose in a different area because the first one was unusable. :lol:
 
Ah, okay. I was under the impression that they simply built him a new nose in a different area because the first one was unusable. :lol:

I don't think so. I think it's like a graft or something. At least I hope so. Why in the hell would they put it on his forehead and facing the wrong way? :lamo
 
It's snot over yet! :mrgreen:
One of the best scenes in movies (from the movie Roxanne):

Roxanne Nose Jokes (Steve Martin)

Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complememtary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
 
One of the best scenes in movies (from the movie Roxanne):

Roxanne Nose Jokes (Steve Martin)

Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complememtary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

:lamo Those are funny!
 
What happens when it rains! :lamo

:rofl

He would probably have to wear a nose plug. It would be good for swimming though!

What about sneezing? Ewww.
 
I don't think so. I think it's like a graft or something. At least I hope so. Why in the hell would they put it on his forehead and facing the wrong way? :lamo

Good question! At least if they put it on his arm, he could cover it with a shirt sleeve. I wonder what he thought when he woke up from surgery? :shock: And what happens next? :screwy:

Good evening, ChrisL. :2wave:
 
Good question! At least if they put it on his arm, he could cover it with a shirt sleeve. I wonder what he thought when he woke up from surgery? :shock: And what happens next? :screwy:

Good evening, ChrisL. :2wave:

Good evening polgara! :2wave:

I know. The positioning of it sure is strange looking. Maybe they had to for some reason. :shrug:
 
One of the best scenes in movies (from the movie Roxanne):

Roxanne Nose Jokes (Steve Martin)

Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complememtary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

:funny: :lamo

Good evening, EdwinWillers. :2wave:
 
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