A moral emergency! (1 Viewer)

[Meistro1]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

 

[tecoyah]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

.....too funny....

 

[MSgt]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

Oh man. Fooled me. I thought this was leading up to "liberalism."

 

[wackestmc]

I'll bring the cages and the rocks. Let's stop them damned querrs from ruing Amurrica!

 

[FallingPianos]

damn those pesky athiests! they deserve nothing less than hell!

 

[cherokee]

YES, YES, YES Meistro1
I agree the evil is all around us!
Its in our homes thru the TV and radio. In the papers and books we buy.

The evil is



YOU...:2wave:

 

[Lizai]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

The first thing I thought when I saw this thread was, "You have got to be ****ing kidding me."

Now, having read (or at least skimmed) the post, I have a different opinion:

:rofl

 

[Meistro1]

Well hopefully people understand this is a tongue in cheek look at the anti-gay marriage movement. I am actually an atheist and have absolutely nothing against atheistic marriage or gay marriage for that matter.

 

[Lizai]

Well hopefully people understand this is a tongue in cheek look at the anti-gay marriage movement. I am actually an atheist and have absolutely nothing against atheistic marriage or gay marriage for that matter.

Oh, right. Sorry. :3oops: Sarcasm has this tendency to totally escape me sometimes, especially online.

"Sometimes" meaning "most if not all of the time."

 

[Iriemon]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

So what are you proposing? Banning divorce? Stoning adulterers like it says in the Bible?

 

[wackestmc]

If someone WAS stoning adulterers, would that make them a stoner?:roll:

 

[ngdawg]

I've known some stoned adulterers...might have been one once or twice...can't remember....

So, if one is an atheistic pagan jew and they fall in love with a believer, are there any states that would accept them as married? Or maybe, France?

 

[talloulou]

I've known some stoned adulterers...might have been one once or twice...can't remember....

So, if one is an atheistic pagan jew and they fall in love with a believer, are there any states that would accept them as married? Or maybe, France?

Are you insinuating that France is open to any and all perversions? Isn't that where Teacher's from? :rofl

 

[ngdawg]

French kiss, french fries, french braids, french bread....they pervert everything else!!!! Ok, french kissing is NOT perverted, but it can be if ya do it right:mrgreen:

 

[wackestmc]

French fries= not perverted.
French kissing= not perverted.
French kissing french fries? Kinky!

 

[JustineCredible]

There is a problem sweeping across North America. One of the holiest, most honorable institutions of our time is being threatened. There is an evil force malevolently penetrating cities across the world; working in tandem with evil doers to destroy everything that we hold dear. Now is indeed a time of great urgency. We need a grass roots movement to stop this atrocity before it spreads it's degeneracy any further. You need to act now before it is too late.

The institution I am talking about is marriage. Marriage is a joining of a man and a woman before God. Pay close attention to these words. A man and a woman before God. Not a man and a woman before the state. The evil force I am describing is atheistic marriage. Some cities such as San Francisco are even allowing atheistic marriages at this very moment! This is wrong and must be stopped immediately. Some people are even suggesting atheists should be able to adopt children!

The reasons why it must be stopped are obvious to any God fearing individual. Atheists are prone to have atheist children and spread their evil. Atheists engage in freakish sexual deviancy. Atheists are immoral. The bible speaks out against Atheists. This is not to say that Atheists should not be allowed to be together. Atheists may be allowed to have some form of social union, which is not called marriage; however marriage is a joining of men and women under God and must not be corrupted. Allowing atheists to marry is sheer idiocy.

Act now before it is too late!

That's TOO DANGED FUNNY!!! ​

:2rofll:

Thanks...I needed that...

 

[JustineCredible]

French fries= not perverted.
French kissing= not perverted.
French kissing french fries? Kinky!

It's only kinky the first time!

 

[mixedmedia]

damn those pesky athiests! they deserve nothing less than hell!

What sort of bathing attire should one wear to the lake of fire? :rofl

 

[FallingPianos]

What sort of bathing attire should one wear to the lake of fire? :rofl

in hell, you could probably just go naked.

 

[wackestmc]

I dunno, I'd want as much protection for my junk from burning embers if I was in hell. then again, it wouldn't matter, since I'm such a badass, my junk is made from steel.

WTF? That's completely obscene and off topic. shame on me.

 

[JustineCredible]

What sort of bathing attire should one wear to the lake of fire? :rofl

I'm not sure, but I've got some great vista properties available.

Lake-of-Fire Realty! Get'em while they're HOT! ​

 

[Enola/Alone]

Can I come? I haven't been damned in YEARS!

 

[mixedmedia]

I'm not sure, but I've got some great vista properties available.

Lake-of-Fire Realty! Get'em while they're HOT!​

Can I come? I haven't been damned in YEARS!

You see, this just confirms my suspicion that all the good people will be in hell with me.....pah, you can have your paradise eternal.

 

[JustineCredible]

You see, this just confirms my suspicion that all the good people will be in hell with me.....pah, you can have your paradise eternal.

"with you" I'm not so sure. I mean, I've got my biz all worked up and ready to launch just as soon as possible. All I need now are some investors...

Lake O'Fire Real Estate.
"Get'em while their HOT!" ​

 

[mixedmedia]

"with you" I'm not so sure. I mean, I've got my biz all worked up and ready to launch just as soon as possible. All I need now are some investors...

Lake O'Fire Real Estate.
"Get'em while their HOT!" ​

Well, since we just don't know when the endtimes are a-coming, I suppose it is practical to plan ahead. Like instead of a retirement plan, an eternal damnation plan. And it would be nice to have a place reserved for me in hell.......hmmmm.