MickB
Banned
- Joined
- Feb 25, 2007
- Messages
- 243
- Reaction score
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- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Very Conservative
"It is I, Johnathan Leftwinger, Labour MP. (If this was audio the fanfare would kick in by now, so you'll jsut have to imagine).
During the last by-election campaign I considered the option of instigating a LEFTWINGER MEETING HIS PEOPLE campaign, to enhance my personal touch with those ignorant oafs of the Public. I was very pleased to learn that the local paper THE WHINING SOCIALIST ECHO would be covering my sojourn around Dodge City under that very headline.
But then I wondered why I should waste my valuable time in such a cavalier manner. I mean, If all I need to do is meet real people I just look in the bathroom mirror of a morning. Indeed, I'm a real person of the physical variety, plus my values are solid and rational. As you should know if you didn't spend all your time persuing ignorance.
So, for the newspaper photoshoot, I had my photo taken with the branch treasurer and then took the money off of him, for Labour purposes. That saved a lot of time."
VOTE LABOUR - They employ lateral thinking, which is why they're so superior!
During the last by-election campaign I considered the option of instigating a LEFTWINGER MEETING HIS PEOPLE campaign, to enhance my personal touch with those ignorant oafs of the Public. I was very pleased to learn that the local paper THE WHINING SOCIALIST ECHO would be covering my sojourn around Dodge City under that very headline.
But then I wondered why I should waste my valuable time in such a cavalier manner. I mean, If all I need to do is meet real people I just look in the bathroom mirror of a morning. Indeed, I'm a real person of the physical variety, plus my values are solid and rational. As you should know if you didn't spend all your time persuing ignorance.
So, for the newspaper photoshoot, I had my photo taken with the branch treasurer and then took the money off of him, for Labour purposes. That saved a lot of time."
VOTE LABOUR - They employ lateral thinking, which is why they're so superior!