A joke

[notquiteright]

So as I come back from the kitchen my wife is almost falling out of her chair cackling with tears running down her face.

Now my man instincts tell me to keep walking but that bonding crap reared it's ugly head and as usual no good came from it...

"What is so funny my love?"

So she tells me the joke her equally warped female friend sent her-

The USofA spent just over 1 million dollars and 3 years exploring why the head on a man's penis is wider than the shaft. They concluded it was to give the man greater pleasure.

The French were not so sure so they did a study spending just under 1 million dollars taking 2 years and concluded it was to give the woman greater pleasure.

Our friends to the north, the Canadians, didn't buy either result so for 3 months, and a grand total of 75.35 Canadian that included several cases of beer their study concluded the larger head was to keep men from knocking themselves out if their hand was to fly off their penis... :doh

Luvovmylife was howling over this... damn wimmens, damn Canadians.... :3oops:

 

[ttwtt78640]

Three ladies of the evening died in a short time frame and appeared at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter asked the first, Wanda, what had caused her death.

Wanda replied "The big C".

Unsure what the big C was, St. Peter asked her for clarification.

Wanda replied "Cancer" and was admitted to heaven.

St. Peter asked the second, Yolanda, what had caused her death.

Yolanda replied "The big H".

Unsure what the big H was, St. Peter asked her for clarification.

Yolanda replied "Heart attack" and was admitted to heaven.

St. Peter asked the third, Latisha, what had caused her death.

Latisha replied "The big G".

Unsure what the big G was, St. Peter asked her for clarification.

Latisha replied "Gonorrhea".

St. Peter said "Wait a minute there, Latisha, gonnorrhea is not even fatal".

Latisha replied "It is when you gives it to Big Leroy" and was admitted to heaven.