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A future scenario
It is the white house congressional Ball
The new president is getting ready and having trouble tieing his tie.
He curses Damn things , but finally gets it.
He starts towards the door when the phone rings.
Damn he says
This is the conversation that followed.
President Hello, oh it's you
Yeah I got your congradulations thank you now I got.....
No we don't need any more oil we are on alternative fuel now
No we don't need anymore dates they don't sell too well in America now if you....
So if you don't get my cooperation you'll attack Israel huh?
I wouldn't do that if I was you but go ahead if you want to.
You're not stupid enough to threaten America... no I didn't think so
Say what America owes you I remind you sir of the gas prices when ewe had to buy oil from your country.
Since we're on the subject of money about that 180 million you owe America HELLO HELLO. son of a bitch hung up
The President's aid hearing the shouting comes in "everything alright Mr. president was the phone call bad news"
The President answers "NAH JUST SOME LOSER THAT OWES US MONEY."
eace
JFP
Ladies and Gentlemen I await your comment, views or criticism on this little story.
It is the white house congressional Ball
The new president is getting ready and having trouble tieing his tie.
He curses Damn things , but finally gets it.
He starts towards the door when the phone rings.
Damn he says
This is the conversation that followed.
President Hello, oh it's you
Yeah I got your congradulations thank you now I got.....
No we don't need any more oil we are on alternative fuel now
No we don't need anymore dates they don't sell too well in America now if you....
So if you don't get my cooperation you'll attack Israel huh?
I wouldn't do that if I was you but go ahead if you want to.
You're not stupid enough to threaten America... no I didn't think so
Say what America owes you I remind you sir of the gas prices when ewe had to buy oil from your country.
Since we're on the subject of money about that 180 million you owe America HELLO HELLO. son of a bitch hung up
The President's aid hearing the shouting comes in "everything alright Mr. president was the phone call bad news"
The President answers "NAH JUST SOME LOSER THAT OWES US MONEY."
JFP
Ladies and Gentlemen I await your comment, views or criticism on this little story.