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A friend of mine finally figured out what women want.

SNOWFLAKE

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Story: Went out for breakfast this morning with some chums and one of them announced that he had finally figured out what women want more than anything else.

He said it was security.

How does he know this?

Well, he said whenever he approaches a woman, they usually call out "SECURITY!"



Meanwhile, I STILL don't know what women want. Has anyone else figured it out yet?

 
They want a dangerous bad boy who is a safe and good guy….

They want someone who works hard to make lots of money, but then also has lots of time to spend with them.

And then you wonder why men become schizophrenic!
 
Barbies got you covered.
Women want everything within the spectrum of all available emotions, possessions, temperatures, good, bad, up, down, left and right all at once at the swing of the pendulum.... which never stops swinging.

See........ it's not much to ask, now is it?
 


I gave up unhealthy pursuits.

In fact stopped giving a shit what any of them thought and gravitate to people who have few if any gender barriers

Never had conversations about gender generalities with a trans....
 
Your mate - and Ataraxia - was right first time, security. women evolved to want a mate with the best chance of providing security for there genes. Which meant one of high status within the band, who thus had access to many females, but who would nevertheless remain loyal to them and their children. The two requirement often conflicted so women were prone to worries that were different to the concerns of men.
 
Anyone ever seen this one?

 
No, NOT much at all.
 
Well now, my mate was making a joke if you re-read my opening statement.
 
Crakhobarbie said:
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Great joke.

What I have learned about women is to leave them alone. I have no opinion on dress, make up, tastes, food preferences etc....close enough to 80 to know that 'marriage' was invented to enslave women as per that pornographic work of fiction called "the bible", which was designed to scare women into subjectivity. Notice that the big ones, Christianity, Islam treat women as chattel. Religion is more popular to women because it is designed to play to their specific fears.

All but one of my close friends, mostly women as male friends die off, live alone and are among the happiest I know. Some of us, like me, have been alone for decades and thrive.

The bible was written when fire was still a mystery. It isn't anymore and woman are free from the moral binds that created the unjust laws and sexist atmosphere in the workplace. Sharing a meal becomes an "event" as opposed to a boring task.

What if we reversed things and women had to pay for sex? The population would plummet to scarce in two decades.
 
What does a woman want? She wants you to tell her she has nice shoes.

But don’t compliment the hand bag. She will think you are gay and try to make you part of her friend group.
 
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