PerryLogan
Member
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2005
- Messages
- 194
- Reaction score
- 23
- Location
- Austin, Texas
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Very Liberal
20 GREAT USES FOR
THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:
1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big comfort during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner, a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Harmless way to blow more dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Blow the paper boy away
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed
THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:
1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big comfort during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner, a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Harmless way to blow more dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Blow the paper boy away
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed