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20 Great Uses For The Gun In Your House

PerryLogan

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20 GREAT USES FOR
THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:


1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big comfort during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner, a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Harmless way to blow more dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Blow the paper boy away
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed
 

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PerryLogan said:
20 GREAT USES FOR
THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:


1. Settle domestic disputes
2. Settle disputes with neighbors
3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned
4. Hours of fun for the kids
5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids
6. A big comfort during temper tantrums
7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner, a big man
8. Almost like having a big penis
9. Big bonanza for gun thieves
10. Harmless way to blow more dough
11. Terrify the meter man
12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff
13. Blow the paper boy away
14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor."
15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested
16. You can't always be reading great literature, right?
17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc.
18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!"
19. Angry white men never screw up
20. Such a comfort when depressed

are you anti-gun by any chance?
 

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Moved from US Politics to On the lighter side...

Although it is snide enough to be considered Basement fodder...:roll:

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42,636 because of cars in 2004 in the US alone.

Whose going to stop them?
 

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Did you write these yourself Perry? I thought we talked about your lame lists.

From the range of liberal discontent.

Top Ten uses for the gun in your home.

10. Little something for those pesky early Saturday morning Jehovah's witnesses.
9. Put Budgies down.
8. Put airholes in the crates I keep stupid liberals in.
7. Spanking my kids is so much effort. Now I just wave the gun and they straighten right up.
6. No real use except to be able to tell stupid liberals I have one and they can't do anything about it.
5.To ensure the neighbors dog only craps in your lawn once.
4. I like the smell of cordite when I'm really really drunk.
3. Comes in handy when I'm able to lure abortion doctors over for dinner.
2. I have three so I can juggle.

And the number one reason for a gun in your home.

1. Shooting PerryLogan.
 
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