Congratulations on being a bigoted prick. Glad to see that the left's "Tolerance" works for every minority...but apparently despite calling republicans a minority pretty much (since "most" don't agree with them) they don't fit into the left's "tolerant" thoughts. Wonderful.
Lets go down this WONDERFUL list that would be called racist if it was about another race, sexist if it was about another sex, but its about those "mean evil republicans" so its wonderful
PerryLogan said:
10 REASONS REPUBLICANS KNOW NO JOY:
I feel sorry for Republicans. They know very little joy.
Look at them: They've got virtually all the money. They control the media. They've got the vote in America hacked, so their political future is insured.
Oh where to begin where to begin. You do realize that while there are many conservatives that are at the top of buisness and the like, they hardly control "all" the money. Do not forget that most of hollywood...a very very very liberal community....makes buko bucks as well. Also don't forget that the democratic money machine isn't exactly what I'd call a "slouch" either. As far as control of the media, its up for the call. The corperations that own the media may be mostly conservative based however the majority in media from almost every pole I've seen tend to be liberals. As far as the "Vote in americ hacked"...nice job at spouting rhetoric with out giving any facts to back it up in the slightest. Starting this off really intellegent.
Yet they're unhappier than ever! In fact, they're almost going nuts. What's the deal?
1) Republicans are mostly Philistines, so the pleasures of art & literature are mostly denied to them.
Alright, so far swing and a miss.. At most I would consider myself loosely christian, mostly spiritural if anything religious wise, but in all reality mostly agnostic. Yeah, there's probably a god, but really i don't think any religions got it right and just try to live a good life. I enjoy art...espicially music...and absolutely love reading including some things (DaVinchi Code most recently) that are critized heavily by the "philistines". Next
2) They believe society is hopelessly decadent, so they're largely isolated from the culture that surrounds them.
Hmm, another one missing here. I think our country and society is on a rise, and I enjoy taking in the culture around me greatly be it outside cultures that I'm lucky enough to experience thanks to the freedom America brings to us or by those things that are "traditionally" american as well.
3) They hate anyone who disagrees with them, which is most people. So their only friends are creeps like themselves (& I say that with love).
Damn, didn't realize I hate my roommates, a bit of my fraternity, and probably 50% of my school. Good to know I also apparently hate my Mother and Father, who I both disagree with at times despite (and who disagree with each other at times) despite all three of us being conservatives. Great to know I hate these people, thank you for telling me. Possibly rephrase that to "annoyed by people that disagree without any real basis or reason besides spouting typicial rhetoric that basically boils down to 'wahhh i hate bush, he sux'", then you'd be right.
4) They are capable of having sex, but their sex drive is very modest. & of course they're not very good-looking. So there's not much joy of sex. Then there's all those sexual hang-ups––homophobia, misogyny, etc. I don't want to talk abot it.
Now this one I LOVE! Jesus Christ, if my sex drive currently is "modest" god help my current girlfriend if she meets someone else that has a "large" sex drive. This has to be the stupidest argument i've seen. I'd also counter the "not much joy in sex and sexual hangup's" part but I really really don't think anyone wants to get into the things I've done in my sex life...I'll simply say, I enjoy a range of flavors a little farther from soft server and a little closer to baskin robins if you get my analogy.
5) Republicans have almost no sense of humor. They rarely even know when someone is kidding. Their only real joy is Schadenfreude––taking pleasure from other people's pain. They can enjoy a good gloat after a stolen election, but the pleasure is short-lived.
Strange that I'm known as one of more humerous people amongst my group of friends...which is a decent bit liberal. Funny how I got as much of a laugh out of Stategery as I got out of Lock Box. Odd that when not watching a new channel one of my favorite stations to leave the TV on is Comedy Central mostly because I enjoy having something in the background that routinly plays comics and other humerous things that I can listen to and have a good laugh. Yep...i HATE humor, loathesome horrible thing.
6) They're rather paranoid, always thinking liberals or Muslims or Jews or someone is plotting against them. They believe we're in a war on terrorism that will go on forever, & which we can never really win. (How's THAT for a bummer?)
I'm really tempted to link to the "9/11 is an inside job" thread. We're the only ones that have paranoids? Hmmm...right. And I'm sorry bub, but paranoia of hte other side is very prevelent on both sides, left and right, so not buying that one. And really wondering where this "jew" thing is coming from. OH! I know, thats probably from the typicial liberal paranoia that all Conservatives that follow bush are actually trying to become a nazi like state? That's it isn't it? Oh, and as a note, since I'm examinening my conservative self to your little test, no paranoia here against muslims. Haveon thing against them and actually I try to educate people that "muslim's" arn't our enemy. Islamists...aka militant muslim fundamentalists...are another story.
7) Their policies never work, but they haven't noticed. They have to keep saying the economy is booming, when it's obviously not; that the war in Iraq is going well, which it is not; that America is doing well, when it most certainly is not.
This one just makes me scratch my head at times. The economy isn't boming, but is on an upswing. Iraq is going a lot better then the media is trying to spin it constantly. And America as a whole isn't falling apart at the seams. Get over yourself here. I forgot that every policy clinton put in worked perfectly, every military engagement he sent us in was perfect...my mistake.
8) Their tanking poll numbers prove that most Americans are seeing through their lies & getting madder & madder at them. That's gotta hurt, right?
Yeah. We all no how reliable polling constantly is. I mean, look at Kerry over there in the whi-...oh...oh wait. I'm sorry, forgot...all those exit polls were wrong. Wait, you're telling me polls can be manipulated and such? That its very easy to decide what you want a poll to say and get it to be done that way? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Yes, John Q. Public is a bit down on certain polling issues currently thanks to the media doing a wonderful job reporting constantly on ever negative aspect of the war and wonderfully missing the numerous numerous great things we're doing.
9) They're not the most honest people in the world. Republicans tend to be crooked businessmen & the like. So they always have to watch out for the law.
Yep. No liberals are ever crooked. I mean you'd never expect to see a liberal in some kind of professional like a trial lawy-....oh wait, the last presidential ticket was made up of two of those. Forgot about that, sorry...my mistake again. Crookedness is a flaw inherent to many people in humanity and is not connected to a political party. And last I checked, 50+% of our nation arn't big buisness men.
10) They have to rationalize horrible things, such as war, pollution, election fraud, political repression, treason, & torture. They must know somewhere deep inside that they're going to be punished for all the things they're perpetrating.
War? Yep, never happened with other presidents. Never happened for reasons of nothing more then genocide by other Democratic presidents...evvver. Only difference is that unlike past ones the job isn't being left half unfinished. Election fraud? Once again, say something and back it up. The closest to this that I've seen is a very very thin conspiracy theory put out by a bunch of liberals upset they lost again. Political repression? Give me a break. Treason? I guess you're speaking of the Karl Rove situation...go check out the thread over there and it explains how its not "treason" even if it is him that leaked it.
So so far your specific things of a "conservative" you've given have failed miserable upon describing me, and your broad generalizations that shifted completely away from what seemed to be the original intent of your little hate post didn't even fit me to right itself. Hey, if you want to make an intellegent post about an actual issue and talk about it and raise debate at....::GASPS::....
Debate Politics then you really should. This just looks like flame bait doing nothing then showing that hatred and bigotry is okay from the left as long as its against a political party and not a race or sex.
God...i need to stop reading teachers post's. He seems to have a way of getting me fired up